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Quest...
Like all sensible people I have a particular interest in the history of pre-cast concrete toilet buildings. I have researched the subject extensively and have travelled far and wide in search of concrete evidence. My quest has led me to explore in continents and, because of her inexplicable lack of interest in this area of research, has even cost my former wife her marriage.
Oldest...
During all of this I dreamt that one day I would locate the oldest pre-cast concrete toilet in the world. Whilst at this particular juncture I am not prepared to share my full research findings with the wider world, I can reveal that the oldest such toilet is located on St Crispin's Road, Norwich (see image, above), a quaint city in the Eastern part of the United Kingdom. Constructed in 1919, this convenience would have attracted huge queues back in the day. Whereas I had expected there to be some conveniently situated interpretation panel, alack there was nothing.
Vision...
What on earth are the city authorities thinking of in neglecting such a treasure! I am quite sure many other heritage tourists would travel from far and near to see such lovely and ornate lavatorial architecture. Why, were this located in Canada or the United States I am quite sure that there would be a purpose-built visitor centre staffed by a team of interpretative guides and one of those generic gift shops. It is my sincere hope that such a vision will be realised within my own lifetime...
Emotion...
I am not a man normally prone to outbursts of emotion, but standing before this exquisite artifact I thought of my wife and how she foolish she had been to have missed a moment like this. I found myself flushed and sobbing uncontrollably. I was in a blue funk. Quite frankly, I was dying for a slash; had already dribbled a little - wouldn't you know it, the flippin' thing was boarded up!
© W.C. Khazi 2014
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