Come one! Come all! Welcome to the Sideshow

Step right up ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the GOP sideshow. See them! Hear them! Wonder at them! Step right up! You’ll see freaks and geeks! We’ve got it all right here under this tent.

First we have the three who do not believe in evolution but instead believe the world and all it contains was created by the mighty stroke of one invisible hand.

Next we have the one who sees nothing wrong with boxing up his dog, tying it on top of his cars and driving for many hours.

Here we have one who wants to disband the entire government in the blink of an eye.

This particular one claims special powers because he happened to be the Mayor of New York City when a horrible tragedy struck.

This fellow was an actor on some TV show so he feels that makes him smart and capable. He’s also suffers bouts of delusion as do all the others.

Oh, and there’s this one. He used to be a big attraction but as of late he’s just some old guy who keeps stumbling around and mumbling something that sounds like an old Beach Boys tune.

What did I tell you, folks? We have the best sideshow in the business right here. We have the delusional, the absurd, the bizarre and the ridiculous. And most amazing of all, they each believe they can be the next Commander in Chief of the United States of America.